Friday, April 1, 2011

A good laugh

I'm not a huge April Fool's Day fan. Never have been....but here's some good laughs for the day:

Some, well, interesting state laws:

Texas:

The Bluebonnet is the official song of the state flower.

Wire cutters can not be carried in your pocket.

Illinois:

It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck.

Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees.

Kansas:

Pedestrians crossing the highways at night must wear tail lights.

No one may wear a bee in their hat.

No one may sing the alphabet on the streets at night.

Utah:

Birds have the right of way on all highways.

It is illegal not to drink milk

Georgia:

Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs.

Goldfish may not be given away to entice someone to enter a game of bingo.

One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once.

Connecticut:

In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.

It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset

Alabama:

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.

Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.

You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.

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