Disclaimer:

To all current and future neighbors (past neighbors already know):

This disclaimer is herby officially posted. Let it be known that you have read the following and are here-by warned of what it means to live by 5 little boys.

Young boys, especially the 4 year old, love water. You may get sprayed. The management does its best to control the situation. But considering he/they (the boys) are able to undo locks and open doors we (the management) may not be aware of the situation, until you or another person has been a target of the hose.

God blessed me (again the management) with a large lung capacity for a reason. Neighbors within a one block radius of the known boys, may hear the management getting attention, disciplining, or other such nature at almost anytime. Early in the morning or late at night is not common but may still occur if an escape of premises has happened.

Boys may been seen half naked. ALL management does the best with in its management skills to make sure that it stays from the waist up. However, bare bums have been reported. We apologize in advance if this is seen.

Toys, shirts, shoes, bikes, ect may have been left by the boys around the neighborhood. Management does their best to make sure all items are found and gathered by sundown. Again, things may get missed and therefor will be gathered the next day.

Occasionally shrubs, trees, or other such foliage is mistaken, by boys, as toilets. Management does her best to make sure the difference is known, but considering how much...ah.. stuff...is cleaned near, or sometimes not so near, the actual toilet in the containment center (or house as it is more commonly known) cannot guarantee that the difference is always established. And lets all face facts. They are boys, they like to pee outside.

The boys have been known to use sticks, rocks, twigs, leaves, ect as preferred play objects. The management does all that its resources allow to make sure these objects are played with in a nice manner and would appreciate notices if they are not.

The boys, are also referred to as a pack, herd, group, or The Christensen boys. These names are for a reason. They tend to travel as a group. The plus side of this nature is they offer a variety of ages for playmates. The downside, they travel together. Rarely is one seen with out another.

If one or more boys is involved in a confrontation not of their doing (aka being bullied) then known brothers have stuck together. This is strictly FYI and will not change.

We (the management) understand that other occurrences, happenings, incidences, ect may happen at any given time. We do our best to make sure that the boys are well behaved and trained. We love them and hope they do an overall good job of radiating cuteness, but understand that does not happen all the time. We also hope that being a neighbor is not too much of a burden and most of the time a joy.

Thank you for your time and patience.

The Management,

Todd and Connie